Current mood:	content
Current music:	Robbie Williams- Angel

I've found my wife.
Now I just have to meet her. Much to my surprise, Delilah... you know Delilah... *sings* Deliiiiilaaaaaaah. Slow down and love some one *ends singing* You know her. She's got that awesome radio show on from 7:00pm to midnight where people call in and tell her about their loved ones. It goes a little something like this...

Delilah: Hi, who is this?
Caller: This is Anne.
Delilah: Ok Anne. What can I do for you tonight?
Caller: Well Delilah, there's a very special man out there in my life named Tim.
Delilah: Tell me about Tim.
Caller: Well... Tim and I met 5 years ago in college and I thought he was so cute whern we first met. We started dating almost right away then got married after being together for about a year. And he's the most wonderful husband anybody could ask for. He listens, he cooks, he cleans, he works hard and loves me.
Delilah: Wait... he cooks! And cleans! Sounds like you got a keeper here in Tim.
Caller: I sure do. Well... 5 months ago he was shipped out to Iraq and I miss him like crazy and we talk when we can but he's so busy out there and he's so far away and he's not coming back for another 7 months.
Delilah: That's tough, I know, yea, but your love will keep you strong and get you thru it. Let me find a special song for you to send out to Tim.
*Plays "Somewhere Out There" from An American Tale*

THAT Delilah, you know now. I love her. And she's so nice and positive and helps people. I just assumed she was fat. Well, I went to http://www.radiodelilah.com/ and turns out she's not fat. In fact, I think she's kinda pretty hot. So it's settled; I'm going to marry her. Well... her or Molly Holly... *sigh*

I was looking online and on NeoNapster for that one song that Doug wrote... Doug... Doug Funnie... Doung Yanci Funnie... he wrote it for Patti and sang it at the mall in that store where you can make your own music video. I think it's called "Patti You're the Mayonnaise for Me." I can't find it. Somebody's gotta have it!

I make sure to wake up every day by 2pm. That's when "Boy Meets World" is on. That happens to be the hightlight of my day when I'm home. Fortunately, I havent been home too much this past month.

My car died. This is the 3rd time in 4 weeks I've had to bring it in. I wanna kill myself.

Hopefully it's fixed by this weekend so I can get to the airport to fly out to NYC for Ring of Honor. For anybody who IMs me, yes, BJ Whitmer and I are still the tag champions. We've issued an open challenge. So this is different. I have no idea who we'll be wrestling.

I went to the zoo last week. This orangutang, man, I think it was a chick orangutang... it's nipples were like 4 inches long. It was gross. I thought they were little mutant arms growing out of her chest. There was also a polar bear that did moonsaults in the water nonstop. We watched him for like 10 minutes, and he went nonstop.

This weekend is ROH. Next weekend... CYBERFIGHTS MOTHER FUCKERS!